A man cheers
Half-asleep Enthusiast Pillows
Add a touch of humor and comfort with pillows designed for the half-asleep enthusiast—ideal for curling up, relaxing, and embracing the good life of leisure.
It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.
"I spend my day prepping for a good night"
"I think I need an extra pillow."
Wordplay: Hibernation.
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"
"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"
"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."
A breakthrough in the morning meeting
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
Broken Alarm Clock.
"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"
'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'
'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'
Do not disturb...
Downside of a memory foam mattress.
Clandestine cows.
"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"
'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'
'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'
Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!
Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.
"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."
Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'
This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.
"I like to come prepared for meetings."
"You were snoring."
"What's with your hair?"
Snooze Alarm for Mole.
'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'
The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.
"She gets her musical ability from me."
"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"
Half-asleep Enthusiast Pillows Collection
Half-asleep Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for sleep lovers and half-asleep enthusiasts—designed to add humor and comfort to their morning routine.
Half-asleep Enthusiast Prints
Brighten up their space with humorous prints that celebrate the joy of sleeping and relaxing—ideal for adding a playful touch to any room.
Half-asleep Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover hilarious and comfy t-shirts perfect for those who love naps, relaxation, and good laughs—ideal for relaxed weekends or lounging at home.