Zen Enthusiasts Pillows

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Dorothy and Toto

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

Working from OM.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Zen Litter Box

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

Nervous Buddha

Zen Master Huineng

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'