Zen Garden Admirers Pillows

Zen Kitty

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Taking it easy

Mantis Love

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Nature Lovers

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

Zenboni

Working from OM.

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Zen Litter Box

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Zen Master Huineng

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

'Mr Gottlieb recently read one of those books on Japanese management techniques.'

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'