Zen Gardener Pillows

Venus Fly Trap

Yogic Flier / Flymo

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Zenboni

Working from OM.

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Zen Litter Box

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

Transcendental Litigation

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

Dept. de Philosophie

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Zen Kitten

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'