Zen Garden Fighter Pillows

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat in a tank...

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Zenboni

I am one with stupid.

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

Transcendental Litigation

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

Zen Kitten

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

Spring troubles a vicar with devil weeds.

'Must be Pandora's.'

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

"I'm a plant worker."

Autumn Only $5 Per Bag

Venus Fly Trap

Don't sweat the small stuff

"Don't even think about it!"

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

Garden Pest Solutions

'Darn! -- Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Leaf Blower.