Guardian Of Zen Gardens Pillows

'With Zen and judo and flower arranging, how do you find time to manufacture semiconductors?'

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Bumble Bee

Evolution.

There is No Planet C

Earth stove

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"AI"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Climate Change

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Tree Funeral

"We're standing in forever chemicals."