Guardian Of Zen Gardens T-Shirts

'With Zen and judo and flower arranging, how do you find time to manufacture semiconductors?'

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Bumble Bee

Evolution.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

There is No Planet C

Earth stove

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Climate Change

"AI"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Biodiversity

Toys and environmental pollution

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Tree Funeral