Zen Aficionados Pillows

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Working from OM.

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Zen Litter Box

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

"That explains the signature on the floorboard."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Zen Master Huineng

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

'Mr Gottlieb recently read one of those books on Japanese management techniques.'