Zen Finders Gifts

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Man showing in the rain.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Unguided imagery

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"I don't know what went wrong."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Yoga To-Do

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"You've been served."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.