Zen Finders Gifts

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Man showing in the rain.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Unguided imagery

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Fitness guru.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"I don't know what went wrong."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Yoga To-Do

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

"You've been served."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."