Zen Zone Seeker Gifts

"I was at my sister's today. They have two pots."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Yoga Class. I was way ahead of the rest of the class...especially during the "empty your mind" part.

'Goopta's philosophy is that you should always take the path of least resistance.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Unguided imagery

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Man showing in the rain.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"I don't know what went wrong."

Yoga To-Do

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"You've been served."