Zen Zone Seeker Gifts

"I was at my sister's today. They have two pots."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Goopta's philosophy is that you should always take the path of least resistance.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Unguided imagery

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Man showing in the rain.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"Showoff"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Fitness guru.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"I don't know what went wrong."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Yoga To-Do

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"You've been served."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."