Zen Zoner Gifts

Mindfulness

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Yoga classes door.

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

Enlightened Cursing

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

Working from OM.

Binary Meditation.

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Zen Litter Box

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

"Enigmas happen. Relax for goodness sake."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'