Zen Zone Enthusiast Gifts

"Good luck trying to get him to do nothing."

'You know, if we got a big-screen TV, we could all watch it!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

E.U. Banking Union.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Dorothy and Toto

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Spanish bank needs propping up.

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

Euro Bomb

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

Working from OM.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Bank of Cyprus-sia

Greek Default: Objects are closer than they appear.

Greece - The Black Hole

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

More Money for Greece.

Euro Discobolus

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'