Dream Zone Enthusiast Gifts

'You talked about 'Fannie Mae' in your sleep again!'

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'Yes sir, I'll get my chief daydreamer onto it now.'

Second Thoughts Wedding

Safety last.

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

'It was horrible! †I dreamed that Rosie and Donald Trump were fighting over me!'

"How was your day, dear?"

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

'Quick! Play dead!'

The grass is always greener.

"Why is it that every time I stare mindlessly out the window you find something for me to do?"

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

'It's a fine line between meditating and fantasying.'

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

"Back row, day-dreaming, never put his hand up, that was your Dad."

Sheep eating dreamer

"So you turned off the power, huh?"

Little Beverly Cards

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

I'd rather be at home chewing on a bone

Speeding in a video game

Man's aching body makes all the noise in the library.

"That one looks like... never mind it changed. That one kind of looks like... never mind, it also changed. That one... never mind."

"I had a miraculous dream in which our list of questions all had answers."

Think Big

Vegetarian trying to fall asleep