Quiet Zone Enthusiast Gifts

Man's aching body makes all the noise in the library.

Human Cull: People who talk loudly in a library.

Hush puppy.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

Safety last.

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

"How was your day, dear?"

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

Free Little Library

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

"Extrovert me made the plans, but introvert me woke up this morning."

Make America Quiet

"So you turned off the power, huh?"

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"I love our comfortable silences."

"Oh, thank God!"

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

"Shh, too much racket."

Card night for introverts.

'You talked about 'Fannie Mae' in your sleep again!'

Extrovert vs. Introvert in Lockdown