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Man's aching body makes all the noise in the library.

Human Cull: People who talk loudly in a library.

Hush puppy.

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

Safety last.

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

"How was your day, dear?"

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

Free Little Library

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

"Oh, thank God!"

"Shh, too much racket."

"I love our comfortable silences."

Card night for introverts.

Make America Quiet

FE. I understand they're librarians. SHH.

"So you turned off the power, huh?"

"Extrovert me made the plans, but introvert me woke up this morning."

'Don't you 'shh' me.'