Zen Zone Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Good luck trying to get him to do nothing."

'You know, if we got a big-screen TV, we could all watch it!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

E.U. Banking Union.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Dorothy and Toto

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Spanish bank needs propping up.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Euro Bomb

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

Home Sweet Sign

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Working from OM.

Greek Default: Objects are closer than they appear.

Bank of Cyprus-sia

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

More Money for Greece.

Euro Discobolus

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'