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Keep of the Grass.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

Working from OM.

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Zen Litter Box

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Nervous Buddha

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

Zen Master Huineng

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

'Mr Gottlieb recently read one of those books on Japanese management techniques.'

Ignorance and Bliss