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Keep of the Grass.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

Working from OM.

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Zen Litter Box

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Nervous Buddha

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

Zen Master Huineng

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

'Mr Gottlieb recently read one of those books on Japanese management techniques.'

"Please join me now in a group meditation."