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"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

Working from OM.

5 Second Rule!

Zoo ice cream stands

City Zoo

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Zen Litter Box

"Well, there's nothing in the rules that says baboons can't perform surgery, so what the hey, let's give him a shot."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'