Zen Lovers Mugs

'When you care to 'zen' the very best.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

Working from OM.

5 Second Rule!

Zoo ice cream stands

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

City Zoo

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Zen Litter Box

"Well, there's nothing in the rules that says baboons can't perform surgery, so what the hey, let's give him a shot."