Zen Conundrum Lover Mugs

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Working from OM.

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Zen Litter Box

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

'Mr Gottlieb recently read one of those books on Japanese management techniques.'

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

Valentine for Guru.

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"