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'You talked about 'Fannie Mae' in your sleep again!'

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Second Thoughts Wedding

'Yes sir, I'll get my chief daydreamer onto it now.'

Safety last.

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

'It was horrible! †I dreamed that Rosie and Donald Trump were fighting over me!'

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

"How was your day, dear?"

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

'Quick! Play dead!'

The grass is always greener.

"Why is it that every time I stare mindlessly out the window you find something for me to do?"

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

'It's a fine line between meditating and fantasying.'

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

Man's aching body makes all the noise in the library.

I'd rather be at home chewing on a bone

"Back row, day-dreaming, never put his hand up, that was your Dad."

"I had a miraculous dream in which our list of questions all had answers."

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

"That one looks like... never mind it changed. That one kind of looks like... never mind, it also changed. That one... never mind."

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"So you turned off the power, huh?"

Speeding in a video game

Sheep eating dreamer

Vegetarian trying to fall asleep

Sleep!