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Safety last.

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"Fasten your seat belt."

"It's called being preemptive."

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'What went particularly well?'

Death By Mattress

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Drop dead gorgeous

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"You see - this machine can cut your work force in half!"

Pinocchio goes on holiday.

"How was your day, dear?"

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'Quick! Play dead!'

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

Dagger Juggling Circus Act Goes Wrong

'They're a bit pricey, but on the other hand, I don't have to buy any baby gates.'

'Caution! Quick sand in this area.'

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

Safety First Cricket