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'Mercy, no, Mr Jackson, that's just Corky's way of saying hello.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Safety last.

Knife-thrower.

"How was your day, dear?"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

They say that animal behaviour can warn us about impending danger.

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

"He's running with a tough crowd"

95mph fastball.

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'

Circus Workers

Caution falling books

Transcending the physical looks good on you.

'Are you certain that you want to go in there?'

'How long has it been since you've had a tetanus shot?'

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

Military sergeant coming up on a private juggling grenades

'Goopta's philosophy is that you should always take the path of least resistance.'

Keep off the grass...

'It's Randy's fault, coach. There're two outs. Cases are loaded...'

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."

Chef Surprise, Wild Lion Safari!