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'Mercy, no, Mr Jackson, that's just Corky's way of saying hello.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

Safety last.

Knife-thrower.

"How was your day, dear?"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

They say that animal behaviour can warn us about impending danger.

"He's running with a tough crowd"

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

Fake Muse

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

Transcending the physical looks good on you.

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'

Caution falling books

'Are you certain that you want to go in there?'

'How long has it been since you've had a tetanus shot?'

Circus Workers

95mph fastball.

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

Military sergeant coming up on a private juggling grenades

'Know what I'm thinking of this very minute? Shark fin soup!'

Yoga Class. I was way ahead of the rest of the class...especially during the "empty your mind" part.

'Goopta's philosophy is that you should always take the path of least resistance.'

Chef Surprise, Wild Lion Safari!

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."