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'I warned you stamp collecting is a dangerous hobby, especially when your jaw keeps locking in a yawn.'

Crab with a clown face.

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

'How am I doing?'

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

No crawling sign in the desert.

'I've never felt so alive...'

"Somewhere there's probably a very funny caption for all this!"

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

"You're gonna love this place."

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

You are here...

"I want to see other hallucinations."

Life bingo

'So do you have any travel plans fah the holidays, Eddie?'

Sigmund Freud

"That's Tom, he spends most of his game in the water hazards."

'Mercy, no, Mr Jackson, that's just Corky's way of saying hello.'

Edgar Allan Poe

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

Three Pointless Things To Do This Week: Dig a Tunnel/Say Hello To Your Breakfast/Take a Tube to Clapham Common.