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'I warned you stamp collecting is a dangerous hobby, especially when your jaw keeps locking in a yawn.'

Crab with a clown face.

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

'How am I doing?'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

No crawling sign in the desert.

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

'I've never felt so alive...'

"You're gonna love this place."

"Somewhere there's probably a very funny caption for all this!"

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

You are here...

"I want to see other hallucinations."

Life bingo

"That's Tom, he spends most of his game in the water hazards."

Edgar Allan Poe

'So do you have any travel plans fah the holidays, Eddie?'

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

'Mercy, no, Mr Jackson, that's just Corky's way of saying hello.'

Three Pointless Things To Do This Week: Dig a Tunnel/Say Hello To Your Breakfast/Take a Tube to Clapham Common.

Sigmund Freud