End Zone Explorer T-Shirts

'Getting warmer... warmer... hot... boiling hot...'

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Showoff"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Greek Crisis

Saving Spain

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

Core Business.

"Mom?"

Contagious.

Three businessmen looking up at the euro wobbling on a tree waiting for it to fall

'Somewhere with good karma.'

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'It's the new directive from Brussels. We're to steal from everybody and give directly to the banks.'

The European Bailout

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Greek Tragedy

'Quick! Play dead!'

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

Snack machine in EastEnders canteen has a sign saying: 'Well out of order.'

Land's End

'If you must know, because my hairpiece blew away!'

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

Climber to guru: 'Where's the outrage?'