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Playing a Warzone

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

That's What Happens

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

US strike on Syria.

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

Saigon 1975/Kabul 2021 - Deja Voodoo

'I think the problem is, Lydia, you're a man-hater and Robert, you're a woman-hater, and I can't stand either one of you.'

'Busting balls since 1983.'

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

Aleppo & the World

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

"Victory!"

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'When the going gets tough, the tough SUE.'

Tip jar

"How did his last remark make you feel?"

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"We were about to get a divorce, but we decided instead to go with the U.N. Peacekeepers."

"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."

"You may want to steer clear of Jensen until he gets accustomed to you. He can be a bit territorial."

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

Genocide in Gaza

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

As an experienced counsellor, she could see that their relationship had been doomed from the start.

Shadow Artist

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'