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Playing a Warzone

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

US strike on Syria.

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

"Victory!"

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

Aleppo & the World

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

'Busting balls since 1983.'

Saigon 1975/Kabul 2021 - Deja Voodoo

'I think the problem is, Lydia, you're a man-hater and Robert, you're a woman-hater, and I can't stand either one of you.'

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

'When the going gets tough, the tough SUE.'

Tip jar

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"We were about to get a divorce, but we decided instead to go with the U.N. Peacekeepers."

"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."

Genocide in Gaza

Shadow Artist

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

As an experienced counsellor, she could see that their relationship had been doomed from the start.

"You may want to steer clear of Jensen until he gets accustomed to you. He can be a bit territorial."

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."