End Zone Explorer Pillows

'Getting warmer... warmer... hot... boiling hot...'

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Showoff"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Greek Crisis

Saving Spain

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Honey, come quick! I think I just bought Greece on Ebay!"

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

'He's been wanting to have his own signature end-zone dance, but this just doesn't cut it.'

Core Business.

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

"Mom?"

Contagious.

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

Three businessmen looking up at the euro wobbling on a tree waiting for it to fall

'Somewhere with good karma.'

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

'It's the new directive from Brussels. We're to steal from everybody and give directly to the banks.'

The European Bailout

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Before you ask me for a date outside of the comics, be warned that you would encounter something in a woman that you might find confusing and frightening: Three dimensions. ? ?

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

'Quick! Play dead!'

Greek Tragedy

Snack machine in EastEnders canteen has a sign saying: 'Well out of order.'

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

Climber to guru: 'Where's the outrage?'