End-zone Enthusiast Pillows

'Quick! Play dead!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Dorothy and Toto

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

100k Desert Crawl

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'He's been wanting to have his own signature end-zone dance, but this just doesn't cut it.'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

David Letterman

Taste of the east (London).

Doomsday marketing

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

God creates humans.

Safety last.

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

"How was your day, dear?"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'Hmmm...'

"And I want to ask the wizard for a loan."

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

Mr Meier calendar

"Dorothy! Your room looks like a cyclone ran through it."

Dorothy and the others regretted helping the lion find bravery.

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

"You're the brains of the group. Here, you figure out the tip."

Finish line.

"Hey come on buddy...have a heart!"