End-time Enthusiast Pillows

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Day 11. Still can't tell if I'm the last human left alive after the apocalypse, or if it's just that no one is getting back to me.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Can that be right?"

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

Clock watcher

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Doomsday marketing

Taste of the east (London).

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

'Quick! Play dead!'

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

"I have dusk free."

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

Mr Meier calendar

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

'It shouldn't take long to wnd up your Aunt's estate. She only left you an alarm clock.'

Modern day doomsayer

'Well, he certainly lived every day as if it was his last.'

'Would you like seconds?'

King George VI

Man with sign reading 'The end already happened. This is the sequel'.

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

Summer - the temperature is higher and the days are longer.