End-of-term Enthusiast Pillows

'There they go...mentally shredding.'

"Meet The Author"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Scarcity

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Don Quixote

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Oh, this old thing?"

Sue the Author 3PM

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Moby Dick

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"Barb's such a fast reader."