War Zone Explorer Pillows

War Tourism

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Second lifeReal life.

Top Soviet Dissident Freed

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

"How was your day, dear?"

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

France.

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'

Speeding in a video game

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

'Mercy, no, Mr Jackson, that's just Corky's way of saying hello.'

Disraeli and Salisbury head for Berlin Congress

The Battle for Wilmington, N Carolina- Assault and Capture of Fort Fisher

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

'Remember, me, anything short of victory, and civil war buffs will be replaying your defeat in battlefield re-enactment for generations to come.'

Sisyphus and the Mine

'I'm always happy to be taking incoming fire with no available support. . . as long as I know the table tennis tournament will be well protected.'

"Why aren't we staying in a lodge again?"

Playing a Warzone

Keep off the grass...

'At least I've got two weeks leave in Peckham to look forward to.'

General Sheridan at the Battle of Five Forks, April 1 1865

'Getting warmer... warmer... hot... boiling hot...'

Nicolae Ceausescu

The bombing of Belgrade

Gaza

Grant's Overland Campaign: Major General Wadsworth's Troops in Battle of the Wilderness

Bivouac Fire of Army of the Potomac

Won't Get Off the Bus Tours