Conflict Zone Adventurer Pillows

Gaza

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"This could get nasty..."

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

Ice Whaling

"How was your day, dear?"

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

Sunburn.

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underarmor.

'For heavens sake Gordon, just get in, you're embarrassing us.'

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

Do It Yourself Igloo Kit.

How Hollywood discovered the 12th actor to play Tarzan.

You can't go back.

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

"Are you having another feud with the neighbours, Dear?"

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

War Journalism

Gadaffi is the Last Man Standing

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."