Conflict Zone Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'At least I've got two weeks leave in Peckham to look forward to.'

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Safety last.

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

"How was your day, dear?"

"This could get nasty..."

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

Blower wars.

You can't go back.

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

Negotiating Skills for Beginners.

Police taking pizzas from crashed pizza delivery bike.

"Are you having another feud with the neighbours, Dear?"

'Knee him in the groin - it always works.'

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

Hit Or Missler Gun

Welcome to Family Day Open House 1st Armoured Division: 'Careful you don't break anything.'

Gadaffi is the Last Man Standing

War artists.

War Journalism

Playing a Warzone

'When he said he loved going to Wendy's, I just assumed fast food...'

"Good news. We're the hundredth caller."

Two men arguing on a train journey

'I haven't found anything wrong yet, but it's OK for you to go ahead and worry a bit longer.'