Conflict Humor Aficionado Pillows

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Loggerheads

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

Really big bang

"This could get nasty..."

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

Blower wars.

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

You can't go back.

Negotiating Skills for Beginners.

"Are you having another feud with the neighbours, Dear?"

Police taking pizzas from crashed pizza delivery bike.

War artists.

'Knee him in the groin - it always works.'

The Boche Catcher

War Journalism

Gadaffi is the Last Man Standing

'If you don't want to know the war - look away now.'

'Oi, you lot, I don't want any funny business.'

"Soldier, you're out of uniform ..."

'Go up there and get those guys busy!'

"Good news. We're the hundredth caller."