Conflict Joke Lover Pillows

1. Iran... 2. Iraqed.

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

Loggerheads

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

'I wasn't expecting this when they said they wanted to settle out of court!!'

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

"This could get nasty..."

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

'I had a hole in my pocket, and I lost the tax surplus!'

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

You can't go back.

Blower wars.

Negotiating Skills for Beginners.

'Attack!'

Police taking pizzas from crashed pizza delivery bike.

"Are you having another feud with the neighbours, Dear?"

War artists.

'If you don't want to know the war - look away now.'

"MOM! Billy says I'm too sane to be a congresswoman!"

Gadaffi is the Last Man Standing

'Knee him in the groin - it always works.'

"So, why are you crossing the road?"