Conflict Joke Lover Gifts

1. Iran... 2. Iraqed.

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

Loggerheads

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

'I wasn't expecting this when they said they wanted to settle out of court!!'

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

"This could get nasty..."

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

'I had a hole in my pocket, and I lost the tax surplus!'

You can't go back.

Blower wars.

Negotiating Skills for Beginners.

'Attack!'

Police taking pizzas from crashed pizza delivery bike.

"Are you having another feud with the neighbours, Dear?"

'If you don't want to know the war - look away now.'

'Knee him in the groin - it always works.'

Angel kicked out of heaven, sent to Hell, on basis of 'creative differences.'

Gadaffi is the Last Man Standing

War Journalism

War artists.

"So, why are you crossing the road?"