Conflict Comedian Gifts

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

The Stone in the Peach

'Two subjects are off limits here, religion and politics.'

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

'Knee him in the groin - it always works.'

Halt!. . . This is a stick up!

Women's Martial Arts Center

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

War 2023

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Great news, things are looking up in Iraq!"

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Toy Soldiers - Toy Human Shield

'Just hold on! Screaming never solved anything.'

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

In case of fake news about a phony emergency ring false alarm.

How will this impact me?

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

"That's a relief - I thought you said crisis meeting..."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

2020 Panic Room

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

Jetsgo out of business.

Ukraine Crisis