Conflict Humorist Gifts

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'Man...You age great!'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"Most people would jump at an opportunity like this."

"... and don't forget to clean out the garage and attic... and the gutters need to be..." "Put a sock in it, Sally. You knew I wasn't an eager beaver when you married me."

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

Golf war: 'Fore!'

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

Two friars ringing bells

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

The Slumber Party.

Opera Pickleball

worrying letters

Rebels without a magic marker

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

Police taking pizzas from crashed pizza delivery bike.

Hit Or Missler Gun

Welcome to Family Day Open House 1st Armoured Division: 'Careful you don't break anything.'

Toilet Roll Drop

On Strike

'Knee him in the groin - it always works.'

'Look at them both arguing about the race: Adults are so competitive...'

'At least I've got two weeks leave in Peckham to look forward to.'

'Which service do you require, sir - Fire, Police, Ambulance or Bank-rescue?'

'When he said he loved going to Wendy's, I just assumed fast food...'

Errands: the Magazine for the Errands Life Style

Mike was definitely having a mid-wife crisis.