Conflict Zone Humor Enthusiast Prints

'At least I've got two weeks leave in Peckham to look forward to.'

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Safety last.

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

"How was your day, dear?"

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

"This could get nasty..."

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

You can't go back.

Blower wars.

Negotiating Skills for Beginners.

"Are you having another feud with the neighbours, Dear?"

Police taking pizzas from crashed pizza delivery bike.

'Knee him in the groin - it always works.'

Hit Or Missler Gun

War Journalism

Welcome to Family Day Open House 1st Armoured Division: 'Careful you don't break anything.'

Gadaffi is the Last Man Standing

War artists.

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

"Good news. We're the hundredth caller."

Two men arguing on a train journey

Playing a Warzone

Mayhem, Inc. Part 19

Infographic depiction of how everything works.

'When he said he loved going to Wendy's, I just assumed fast food...'