Comical Conflict Admirer Prints

Police taking pizzas from crashed pizza delivery bike.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Moses' Tablet

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

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'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Falstaff

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Cat Burglar

Wordplay: In The Bag.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Hamlet

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Storm in a magic lamp.

Cheating Death.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."