Danger Zone Navigator T-Shirts

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

COVID Road Map

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

Safety last.

"How was your day, dear?"

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

Next year will be a good time to buy tech stocks. The tip of the iceberg.

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

"He isn't afraid of everything, yet, but we're getting close."

Caution falling books

Transcending the physical looks good on you.

'Mercy, no, Mr Jackson, that's just Corky's way of saying hello.'

"He started at the bottom and found it to be his comfort zone."

Displacement activities for people who work from home...

Covid Balancing Act

Sisyphus and the Mine

Chef Surprise, Wild Lion Safari!

"Look, I'd rather be free, too, but at least we're not in a zoo anymore."

'Do you have anything with an Early-Warning System?'

Winter Sports Ban

You know, I'll bet there's enough time to get out and water that traffic barrel.

Won't Get Off the Bus Tours

Golf cart stuck in the sand trap.

The Lost Golf Ball

'I'm in a period of transition right now.'

People who should not hike...

Earthquake Insurance

Never park your golf trolley in inconvenient places.

Frustrated Golfer