Hazard Navigator T-Shirts

Frustrated Golfer

Never park your golf trolley in inconvenient places.

Caution falling books

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

Captain steering house through flood.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

A dream of consequence

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Circus Act

Second Thoughts Wedding

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

Clown Nightmares

Bull and Bear Nightmare

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

Falling

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."