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Golf cart stuck in the sand trap.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Segregated Beach

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Business Duck

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Fishing direction sign.

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Bear Signpost.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'No surf?'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Another Victim of Beach Brain

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.