Water Hazard Navigator T-Shirts

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

The Lost Golf Ball

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Captain steering house through flood.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Business Duck

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

Boat to the Horizon.

Covid-19 vaccine - locally-sourced $50 /shot

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Moses parts water on the fairways.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

'You know this lake like the back of your hand - I guess your hand didn't know about the six foot drop off!'

"One More Swing."

Next year will be a good time to buy tech stocks. The tip of the iceberg.

"Does anyone know CPR?"

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

"Highway or bunny trail, highway or bunny trail?"

"I mean, just look at us! We've been genetically mortified!"

"That's Tom, he spends most of his game in the water hazards."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'

Traffic slowing to a crawl then speeding up for no apparent reason next 5 miles.

Caution falling books

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

Golf course

River Puzzle.

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

Watch Out For The Idiot Behind The Guy In Front Of You.