Natural Disaster Navigator T-Shirts

Earthquake Insurance

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Wall Street Couch

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Captain steering house through flood.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Fishing direction sign.

Economic Downturns

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Bear Signpost.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Capitalism.

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Ruble in Trouble

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

The Covid Tail

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'