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'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

65 Million Years Ago

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Experts through the ages.

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Tsunami Evac Route

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"My God, now what?"

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Climate Change Contingency House

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Tornado Season in America.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood