Dealing With Natural Disasters T-Shirts

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

'It's the plumber ... '

"We've got water views again."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Natural Disasters

Experts through the ages.

Aliens watch the earth explode

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

"My God, now what?"

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

California fires and Coronavirus

Hurricane damage to trees

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Sinking Oil Tanker

Harvey before and after.

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Life on Earth - Why bother?

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

Every cloud has a silver lining...

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Tornado Season in America.

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"Got it!"

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.