Disasters T-Shirts

'At least it's not snow!'

Aliens watch the earth explode

Volcano Arising

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

Friday the 13th.

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.

"Brother Behan?! You would think the roof to fall in!"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Natural Disasters

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Monster Clown

Experts through the ages.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Volcanic ash...

California fires and Coronavirus

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Hurricane damage to trees

"My God, now what?"

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

Harvey before and after.

Sinking Oil Tanker

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Life on Earth - Why bother?

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

News: Flash Floods

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Tornado Season in America.

"Got it!"

Japan-Reconstruction