Disasters Pillows

'At least it's not snow!'

Aliens watch the earth explode

Volcano Arising

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

Friday the 13th.

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.

"Brother Behan?! You would think the roof to fall in!"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Natural Disasters

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Monster Clown

Experts through the ages.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Volcanic ash...

Hurricane damage to trees

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

California fires and Coronavirus

"My God, now what?"

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Harvey before and after.

How Americans Can Get Help

Sinking Oil Tanker

Life on Earth - Why bother?

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

Tornado Season in America.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

News: Flash Floods

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'